• 2 years old kid: *runs*
  • family: looks like he's going to be an athlete
cumsock:

she dead

picturaculminis:

2festive:

2festive:

are pringles flammable?

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i guess they are

I admire tumblr’s dedication to science.

(Source: plantbot, via orgasmic-humor)

vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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(via orgasmic-humor)

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

(via orgasmic-humor)

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

illkim:

*throws $20 bill at stripper* hey can I have the change

(via ruinedchildhood)

nsfwgpoy:

those nerds in high school who ran like this

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(via ruinedchildhood)